What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar? A: He got 12 months. Q: Who says oh, oh, oh? A: Santa Claus walking backwards.
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Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to cats? A: Santa Claws. Q: What Christmas carol do they sing in the desert?
A: Camel ye faithful. Q: What color Christmas candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle? A: Neither — candles always burn shorter. Q: What was the elf allergic to? A: Sh-elf-ish. Who delivers Christmas gifts to Luke Skywalker? A: Star Claus. Q: Who hides in the bakery during Christmas?
A: A mince spy. Q: What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh? A: Santa caught in a revolving door.
What does Santa suffer from when he gets stuck in a chimney? A: Santa Claustrophobia. Q: Why does Santa do in his garden? A: He hoe hoe hoes. Q: What do reindeer have that no other animals have? A: Baby reindeer. Q: What do zombies put on their Christmas turkey? A: Grave-y. Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs? A: Santa Paws. A: Santa Pause.
Q: What kind of music do elves listen to? A: Wrap. Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A: Claus-trophobic. Q: Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters? A: They both drop needles. A: Snow. Q: What famous singer is a favorite of elves? A: Elfish Presley. Q: What song do monkeys sing at Christmas? A: Jungle bells. A: He had nobody to go with.
Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to sharks?
Christmas Jokes for Kids [Clean Christmas Humor]
A: Santa Jaws. Q: What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with a detective? A: Santa Clues. A: It was a moth ball. A: North Pole-vault. Q: What is the 1 Christmas present? Q: What rains at the North Pole? What is green, white, and red all over? A sunburned elf.
Q: Why do reindeer tell such good stories? A: Because they all have tails. Q: How do you make a slow reindeer fast? Q: Boy: Mommy, can I have a dog for Christmas? Q: Why is Santa so jolly? A: Because he knows where all the toys are. Boy 1: We had Grandma for Christmas dinner.
Boy 2: Really? We had turkey.
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